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but... the message.. once you lose jesus you start drinking, and from there it is straight to self mutilation and suicide.
...aww...if only life were *that* simple.
Only this ones called "creationism of dance"
Scary message, though. Apparently jesus is the only solution to problems and all is well provided you only do as you're told. The marionette thing at the beginning was chilling - not sure how you can interpret that in a good way but I'm sure a lot of people do.
'Treat others as you want to be treated' and 'help those less fortunate than yourself' are both good ideas. I just don't need an imaginary friend to make me feel guilty in order to practice them in my life. See, I've got true free will and not christian "free will". I make choices because it's the right thing to do not because it will get me in good with the big guy in the sky.
Oh, and the only proof for any of it is a collection 2000 year old books and an oil stain in the shape of the virgin mary on the floor of some NASCAR fan's garage in South Carolina.
- You are god's puppet, but at least you'll get to join him in some painfully obvious and horrific interpretive dance.
- The devil is a hispanic man and though he looks nice- make no mistake- he will seduce you with his native dance.
- Black people will then tease you and subsequently try to lure you into lesbianism (not quite clear which I'm supposed to be afraid of) while loose white women will push you into substance abuse.
-Shadowy figures who apparently are not subject to tight gun control will then help you to self mutilate or commit suicide.
-You can fight your way back to God, considering he's still pulling your strings, but you will lose your shirt.
Thank you for showing me the obvious and poorly acted light.
TO THE CHURCH!