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Reebok Talking Boobs Actually Sell Shoes
Buy our shoes and you will look like a super model.


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Grey Diamonds optical illusion
I'd like to see that image extended a few rows lower. I bet it would undo the illusion a little bit.


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Lego Matrix Trinity Help!
Brilliant.


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Zero Punctuation - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
What he doesn't mention about the controversial mission is that *spoiler* the undercover agent who takes part in the terrorism is killed by the terrorists immediately after the incident whether he shoots the civilians or not, which makes it that much more pointless. Multiplayer is fun tho.


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Robot Christmas Dance
Try this and mute the left vid: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F7LnKTErIsyE&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F7WCWN53ncRc&start2=23


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Mrs Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
>> ^campionidelmondo:
The bible is just as far fetched imo and just because it's older doesn't make it any more believable.


It's not the age, it's the volume. Mormons believe their own far fetched stuff ON TOP of all the traditional far fetched stuff in the Bible, so yes, from an empirical standpoint they are crazier. Like clothing, many layers of crazy will insulate you from the cold atheist winter that is the internet.


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Skydiving with a Peregrine Falcon
I hear the Peregrine Falcon can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.


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Mrs Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
Give em hell, Betty.


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Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
Terrible bedside manner, dag. Giving the young preacher a link to the lion's den was probably a bad idea.


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Bohemian Rhapsody - The Muppets
oh, and *parody


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Bohemian Rhapsody - The Muppets
*cute *kids


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Ctrl.Alt.Shift Film Competition Winner: No Way Through
*dark


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GOP Introduces Reagan Purity Test - Reagan Fails
*quality


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Between 1000 and 5000 Meters The Ocean Is WEIRD
1000/5000 meters of *quality


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Tea Party Patriots laugh at Lost Daughter And Grandchild
I can't imagine what I would do to people who treated me like that while I was grieving. I'd probably have ripped that douchebag's face off. We need to find that fuckers name and post it.


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Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
Bible not been refuted, eh?

The Bible actually refutes itself in the very first section of the very first book by giving two separate and contradictory accounts of the creation story.

Here is a summary for those too lazy to look it up for themselves.

Genesis 1:1 - 2:4 summary:
God creates the heavens and the earth. He separates the light from the darkness (whatever that means). He creates a dome to separate Earth water from space water. He creates land, fruit and vegetation. God makes 2 lights; the sun for a day light and the moon for night light. He creates water life, bird life, sea monsters and animals (all at once without any type of evolution), and then tells them all to fuck the shit out of each other. God creates humans in their (why is this plural?) image and gives them dominion over the other beasties, and then tells them to bone up a storm too. God tells the humans and animals to help themselves to all the plants, fruits and vegies they like (but makes no mention of eating meat). On the seventh day, God orders a pizza, smokes some weed and plays Xbox all day. These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created.

Done deal, right!? But wait, there's more...

Genesis 2:4-2:22 summery
On the day that God created the heavens and the earth, back before there were plants, rain and people to work the land, God forms a man from dust on the ground and breathes life into his nostrils. After that, he creates plantlife, the garden of Eden and a tree of knowledge of good and evil. God puts the man in the garden of Eden and tells him not to eat from the tree of knowledge. Then God creates all of the animals and tells the man to name them all. Finally, he creates a woman out of the man's rib.

Can you spot the differences in these two contradictory creation myths?
-The first myth spans 7 days, the second spans one day.
-The plants and animals are created before man in the first myth, and after in the second.
-In the first myth humans are created all at once, in the second the man is made first - the woman second.

Did God forget to proofread?

It is theorized that these two competing creation stories - which were passed from generation to generation through oral tradition before being written down - were both so popular, that the creators of the version of Genesis that ended up in the book that we now call 'the Bible' decided to include both.

Another interesting discussion is how the Bible was assembled from many stories written by many different people over hundreds of years, and even after it was codified, was (and still is) edited and translated and manipulated, which explains its many shifts in mood, tone, and content. If you read the Bible as literature, it is full of some great stories. The stories of David and Lot are juicy. Ecclesiastes was written by a total nihalist and is pretty bad ass. Revelation is fun too, in its own sociopathic way.


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Time Traveling Delorean Mod!
This is heavy!


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Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
Other tough questions:

-Revelations: Why would a loving God engage in this kind of genocide?
-Noah's Ark: Again, what's up with God mass murdering 99.9 percent of his creations?
-The Fall: Why would a loving God punish all humans for the flaws of his prototypes?
-Jesus: What was the point of all that pomp and circumstance?
-Jealous God: Why is God described in the Bible as Jealous? Isn't that a petty emotion for such a powerful being? Why would God overlook the good deeds of people who do not believe in him because of this jealously?
-Cultures: Why did the Judeo/Christian God not make himself known to all cultures?
-Tower of Babel: Do you really believe that all humans at one time spoke the same language? Did God create Esparanto? What about Kingon?
-Eating shellfish, wearing garments of more than one type of cloth are abominations in the eyes of the Lord; do you engage in these activities?
-No new miracles: God used to do awesome shit all the time in Bible days; why hasn't he done cool shit lately, within the last 2 millenia?
-Why do we have 'tailbones'? Why do some people have vestigial tails?
-Does God send people that are unaware of Christianity to hell?
-Suffering, disease, starvation, birth defects, Dinosaur bones, Christian rock, etc......


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Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
This usually yields some decent results for me:

If God is all good and all powerful, then how can evil exist?

(He'll probably respond with something about "free will")

You can respond with, "If God is omnipotent, then doesn't he already know what choices people are going to make with their 'free will'"?

(He'll say something else that will hopefully lead you to....)

So if an omnipotent God creates us knowing what choices we will make, then how can that truly be considered 'free will'? Doesn't he already know our fate from the moment he first creates us?

(Let him say something else.)

Why would God make me an atheist and then punish me for it by sending me to hell?


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Prayer bead attachment for the Wii
I would so buy this game (for $20 or less). Get to work, poolcleaner.


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