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Put a clown-sized foot in it on a chat, then laugh it off
*quality for Whoopi's reaction.


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Put a clown-sized foot in it on a chat, then laugh it off
Hahaha, I love her. And she's awesome in Modern Family. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you should check it out, it's great.


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The Perfect Gift
nothing like a dose of fiery misogyny to get you into the holiday spirit.


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Most Epic Marriage Proposal Ever!
We need the reaction or else it didn't happen. It could be a demo reel or a short film. That would explain a lot.


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This exactly describes reality TV - Mitchell and Webb
So true. *quality


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Deer jumps into lion pit at DC Zoo
Ah man, that's pretty sad. Why didn't they let the lions eat the poor thing? Another sad point, those killing machines couldn't even take down Bambi. They've been in there too long.


written by aspartam  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Jail Bird (Cockatoo opens locked cage from the inside)
That's how they celebrate there freedom? By standing on top of the bird cage?


written by aspartam  | 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Shark enjoys a nose rub. In other news, Sharks have faces.
His fly is open!!!! *quality


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China Likes Bigger Boobs, Air Bewbs
Love the tig ol bitties tag. I thought that was a local thing of ours. Looks like it ain't, biatch.


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Tallest, Widest, Longest Passenger Ship going under Bridge
Did that ship just clear that bridge with less than a meter? Whoa. And to think that those boats take for ever to stop. The captain(s) must've thought "Giv'er and let's hope our Math's right, cause we ain't stopping once she gets gooing"


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Every Bitch Must Tip! - The Wiener's Circle
*quality

Chocolate Milkshake bitch ass mother fucker!


written by aspartam  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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And now, a dramatic reading of Poker Face by Jude Law
*meme


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Driving with a LEOPARD leaning out the window
"When life imitates the hangover..."



best youtube comment i've read in a while.


written by aspartam  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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WTF? 50-60 Students Rob Convenience Store
Which lesson is that? Strength in numbers?


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Real yoga teacher, a creepy pedophile, or brilliant comedy?
wtf sifty? let's try this again *quality for the BIG BLACK COCK!!! You should've made it quality the first time, if you didn't want me shouting profanities like this.


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Real yoga teacher, a creepy pedophile, or brilliant comedy?
VEGETABLE. VEGETABLE. VEGETABLE!!!!!

wtf was that all about?

*quality because of the big black cock.


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Arm Wrestler's Arm Snaps In Half Like Twig
>> ^ponceleon:
Oh snap!


Funny bone?


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