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Perhaps Hussein Obama should read this?

http://www.kc3.com/editorial/40reasons.htm

Ya, I'm a loser, tell me something I don't know. But I can't help it-- I find reviews on the internet to be highly hilarious, especially motel reviews. My all-time favorite is this group of doozies:
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g42139-d89998-Reviews-The_Leland-Detroit_Michigan.html

They start off slowly, and then it gets hysterically bizarre and disturbing. #19 is one of the funniest things I've ever read online, almost makes me want to spend a night there just for the atmosphere. Almost.

So what reviews of products and services do ya'll read online?

In honor of my recent anniversary here at VideoSift, I have decided to submit an amazing video entitled "Barack Obama vs. Pennsylvania". I expect it to be lavished with lots of * quality and * promote tags, and I also believe it will change lives in the process. This will probably break upvote records here on the Sift, I'm just being realistic.

It has also come to my attention that I am up for an NAACP/PETA/ACLU Online Image Award for the 2007/2008 internet year. This is a great honor, and I'm ecstatic to be nominated. There are many people to thank for making this possible: George W Bush, for being the greatest President of this century; Hillary Clinton, for standing by her principles and dodging gunfire in the name of her country; Barack Obama, for showing us that church can unite us all; and finally, to Gov. Eliot Spitzer and Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, for showing exceptional moral leadership in these trying times of recession and depression.

Finally, I'd like to thank all my followers here on VideoSift for their daily fanmail, thoughts, and prayers. You all keep me humble and grounded. I will now and forever be, BillOreilly: Defender of Freedom, Purveyor of Truth, Master of the Obvious, King of My Own Little World.

Thank you, and goodnight.